Wind Up Bird
Vital Stats
- Member Type: Silver Member
- Age: 36
- Location: Milwaukee, WI, United States
- Orientation: Pansexual (Genetic Male )
- Listed As: Admirer, Friend
- Looking For: Friends, Girls (MtoF)
- Last Active: Sep 26th, 2008
- Joined: May 27th, 2008
About Me
I'm weird. I keep bees. Yup, bees. I lose myself at the intersections of art and scienceâlike horticulture, photography, and Judo. I speak with an accent that is one part North Dakota (think of the movie Fargo), and one part Canadian. I like books, and cats, and chucking rocks at freight trains. I eat seafood, but not terrestrial animals. I steal the New Yorker out of my neighborâs mailbox. I hand out beer to the homeless on Christmas.
Iâm building a new kind of lifeâone without a lot of existing precedentsâa life that will prosper no matter how the rest of the world turns out. Iâve worn a helmet and fired an M16. Iâve done a little drag, and been in riots and car crashes. I work as a biologist. I went to college in Japan, and have lived in Asia for a lot of my adult life. I am just one person out of 6 billion others on this planet.
I travel a lot for work, dividing my time between the Midwest and the West Coast where my employer is based (I could use a lot less of the Midwest part!). I find myself wandering around PDX and Sacramento in the evenings alone. My social network is sorely lacking. Iâm not necessarily looking for a soulmate, but I am definitely NOT looking for anonymous hook-ups either. Iâm thinking more along the lines of someone to eat sushi with or go shopping with for old punk albums.
I donât know what my sexual orientation is. I never have, and I donât really care. I donât know how other people have such clarity on the subject. I hate the term âbisexual,â because it tends to imply promiscuity, or an inability to commitâ¦neither are conditions from which I suffer.
Iâve never understood why gender is such a big factor. The same thing with race or ethnicity. Honesty is attractive. So is kindness. And intelligence. And physical health. Everything else is superf
Guest Book
- Christina Madchen 5/30/2008 11:39 Welcome to URNA, and points for such a fun, expressive bio reflecting what sounds like a very interesting man, and double points for the Murakami-inspired handle. Tschuss, Cece





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