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  • Member Type: Silver Member
  • Age: 35
  • Location: , OR, United States
  • Orientation: Straight (Intersexed Male )
  • Listed As: Admirer, Friend
  • Looking For: Friends, Genetic Female (GG), Girls (MtoF), Performers
  • Last Active: Apr 26th, 2018
  • Joined: Apr 26th, 2018

About Me

I intended on sitting down and typing out the best dating profile ever, but somewhere along the line I smoked a bowl and now all I can think about is Chuck Norris doing a barrel-roll while riding a bedazzled Pegasus and falcon-punching Nayan-cat right in the poptart. I regress, though.

Hey, hey, hey! I'm Grim; a third-generation proud Portland native, artist, all-around computer geek extraordinaire, and bad-ass by profession. Actually, I'm a computer technician by profession, but I spend my days off busting kittens and rescuing bad guys from trees.

I'm easy-going, patient, and confident. I suck at telling jokes, but I have a pretty decent sense of situational humor. I guess I'm intelligent in that I have 1,001 totally useless facts memorized. Did you know they crush honey bees to make honey? That is not a fact.

When I've got time to myself, I'm usually working on some kind of neat artsy project on my computer. I do everything from web and video game design to music composition and video editing. In fact, if you've got your speakers turned on, you're listening to some of my music now.

When I'm out, I like to camp, fish, bicycle, swim, spend an afternoon sitting by a river, or go out to the pastures and pick shr... nevermind. Let's just say I live in the Great Northwest and I like to do the same outdoorsy crap everyone else around here does. If it involves dirt, trees, water, or psychedelics; I'ma fan.

Anyway, thanks for reading all of that. If any of it piqued your interest, drop me a line.

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